George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I am telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya asking me for?

Condi: I'm not asking, I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name, sir.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi?

George: No, But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call.

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone) Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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djfrankie said:

January 06, 2005, 15 : 52 Votes: +0	:?
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dc006 said:

January 06, 2005, 16 : 38 Votes: +0	Hu is he talking about ? :grin
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KnockOut said:

January 07, 2005, 19 : 20 Votes: +0	:zzz
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J.Clandestine said:

January 22, 2005, 14 : 03 Votes: +0	Smashing!!! :grin
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J.Clandestine said:

January 22, 2005, 14 : 15 Votes: +0	Smashing!!! :grin
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_irisek_ said:

February 16, 2005, 15 : 25 Votes: +0	tak verim, ze takhle to probiha normalne :cry
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Leny said:

February 23, 2005, 21 : 49 Votes: +0	Super! :p becela jsem smichy
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Theodwyn said:

March 14, 2005, 17 : 46 Votes: +0	Bomba...dokonce jsem tomu rozumela :grin
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thom said:

April 03, 2005, 14 : 49 Votes: +0	a co tak Hu is the leader of the U.S.A.? :roll
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cuco said:

July 27, 2005, 20 : 36 Votes: +0	wolowe - http://www.masteroni.com/show.php?itemId=88098232 :grin
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Qveik said:

October 10, 2005, 19 : 38 Votes: +0	:grin :grin fakt jsem se zasmal
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