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Mame tady jeden vtipek na Euro Ustavu. Kdyz se nad tim zamyslite a k tomu si ustavu prectete, tak zjistite ze to zas az takovy vtipek neni :(
Tak jsme pro vas pripravili zase nejake nove forky. Jsou to ruzne kategorie a verime, ze pobavi.
Tri carodejnice koukají na troje hodinky Swatch. Která carodejnice kouká na které hodinky?
A ted anglicky:
Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?
A ted anglicky:
Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?
.......good joke, kdepak vynalezavost nekterych muzu nema mezi!
I got a new car radio yesterday and it is terrific.
If I say "Rock" it plays rock and roll.
If I say "Rap" it plays rap.
If I say "Love" it plays love songs.
Three kids ran out in front of the car and I said:
"Fu*king kids!"
And it played Michael Jackson.
If I say "Rock" it plays rock and roll.
If I say "Rap" it plays rap.
If I say "Love" it plays love songs.
Three kids ran out in front of the car and I said:
"Fu*king kids!"
And it played Michael Jackson.
